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╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
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Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?
“Dont expect ur FRIEND to be a perfect person”
But, “Help ur FRIEND to become a perfect person”
Thats true Friendship!
But, “Help ur FRIEND to become a perfect person”
Thats true Friendship!
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- If all the humans start respecting Mother
hope their will be peace on earth.
Stop all dirty acts of Religion.
Adopt respecting Mother Religion.
Mother will teach us to serve...
So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots
to love the real Religion
that is Mother’s love...
happy night...keep smiling.
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--
yeah saki
same wish fo yo
Only a lovable friend can feel ur
silent pain
and will hold ur hand till u become strong again...!!
Keep ur true friends alwayz with U. .!!
Gud evening see yo
aah oH i C ma sweeT siS ..me to im already done ma study
and now care ma grandma cos shes stroke ill
and now care ma grandma cos shes stroke ill
o miss yu a lot love yu 
In life,we have a lot to Lose & very little to Choose..!
Whenever u get a chance to choose, do it wisely & see dat u
NEVER LOSE WAT U CHOOSE!).. Gud evening muuah sis
Whenever u get a chance to choose, do it wisely & see dat u
NEVER LOSE WAT U CHOOSE!).. Gud evening muuah sis
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☆,*”*,*”*,★Before Marriage
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage 
Now simply read from bottom to top
Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile
call me immediately
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