Rishi kap0or v kitna r0mantic tha bhul gaya b0bby film aur ho v to maza aa jayega hai na

Are mujhe pata hai tu mazak kar raha hai tha

Hans le hans le uda mazak jab teri shadi kaddu se hogi tab pata chalega teko ya alia se

Are d0sti ke nate khubsurti ke nate nahi dosti chehre se nai hoti par jo tune avi kaha ekdam sach kaha

Gayab nahi miss india bol net kholne ke try me lagi thi lakin nai khul raha tha to rum se jana pada kitn0 ko rep deti sab rupa rupa karte hai

Kya hua matlab kyun aise pucha net ekdam se low ho gayi khul he nahi rahi

Kya hua matlab kyun aise pucha

Ja katti meine kya kiya bta to

Matlab mein gandi hun

Har baat me ganda mat dhundha kar samjha gande dimag wale

Aur ganda kya jugad bole to idea laga na

Chal 0ye ganda nahi tere liye best hai

D0ne pehle jugad tu laga

Are bhagwan kare wo mil jaye teko taki mere varun ka rasta saaf ho jaye chipku jaisi chipak jati hai us se

Avi sunny ke piche pagla raha tha alia ke piche pad gaya tum mardo ka koi bharosa nai ke kispe atak ja0

Teko na bhukh lagti hai na nind ati hu hai tu to alien hai

Teko na bhukh lagti hai na nind ati hu hai tu to alien hai

Mil jaye acha to hoga iwill pray na

Are khana de diya unhe avi to kal ke khane ka intzam kar jaungi wo 5 min me ho jayega tu late kyun khata hai

Are na na mujh jaisi nahi mujhse v acchi