Pakoude khaye tu 11 bje khane jayega na

Aur bura mat man na yaar sunny ko lekar mazak kiya tu buddhi nahi acchi ladki deserve karta hai

Haan khane he gayi thi aur tune khaya

Thodi to izzat baki rakhta gandhi ji ki sab to utar diya

Haan news me to 37 tha is saal to real me kitni hogi w0 wahi to tu uska duja pati ban ja pehle wale ko aram mil jayega

Na re meine to teko gandhi ji kaha

Are sharam kar 0ye wo ma ki umar ki hai 40 ki hai wo uske pair chua kar gandi nazar mat dala kar bt av kya kehna tere liye buddhi he mast hai

M0te kehte hai na mazburi ka naam gandhi ji

Ishaan miya rakhi meri pair ki jutti mujhe wo jara v pasand nahi teko pasand hai lagta hai

Mr. India hota to kitnj maza ata na mein charge kar rahi thi ph0ne aur fir yehan ayi bechara ishu bore ho gaya mere bina

0h salman khan samjhta hai tt khud ko hat pagle

Are teko mere msg bhejne se pehle kaise mil gaya

G0od evening kya kar rahe ho are tere gb ka n0ti. To dikha lakin gb msg nahi dikh raha 0s v na

Jayda game khelega to khud game ban jayega thoda sambhal ke

Bike barish me nahi lekar nikla kar slip h0ne ka dar hota hai samjha

Fir to nahayega tu maze se barish me

Are meine suna tha isliye pucha pagal bura mat maan aur itna muh mat khol golu kud ke ghus jayega muh me

Aaj barish ho rahi hai yehan mera dil garden garden ho gaya

Lunch me kya tha

G0lu naam hai black wale ka uske naak pe white tipka hai aur pura face blck aur mathe pe white tika..teko sach me unse pyar hai meine suna hai tum log khate ho unhe