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Good evng my frnd
What Indian advertisements taught
me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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ktna khyal hai mera
l0ng msg likhny waly pehlay v bht thay
k0i h!saab ka likha kr0 na
nai me kaat k rkh d0u ga
tmhry msg k0 tmhy nai
l0ng msg likhny waly pehlay v bht thay
k0i h!saab ka likha kr0 na
nai me kaat k rkh d0u ga
tmhry msg k0 tmhy nai
shoaib akhtar, aur Malik to....! Bekaar hai
female versi0n ni
d0uble male jtny features k sth sh0aibie
me patla e thek
m0ta h0na e nai mery k0.... Js din me m0ta hua
tb
me fr patla h0nay ki k0shsh kr0u ga
female versi0n ni
d0uble male jtny features k sth sh0aibie
me patla e thek
m0ta h0na e nai mery k0.... Js din me m0ta hua
tb
me fr patla h0nay ki k0shsh kr0u ga
0uh phr t0u bekar anarkali
tmhra standrd...jitna hai utna e thek
meri line pay nah ana
wrna tmhra bhaoo barh jaye ga
aur tm ph0uul ph0uul k m0ti ho jaye ge...
btw me shoaibie aur tm
tmhra standrd...jitna hai utna e thek
meri line pay nah ana
wrna tmhra bhaoo barh jaye ga
aur tm ph0uul ph0uul k m0ti ho jaye ge...
btw me shoaibie
aur tm
meny tery k0 line th0ri maarni hai
jo me tmhy dikhau k ki h0u me
dosti
yeh hudhakchullu h0ta kya hai
jo me tmhy dikhau k ki h0u me
dosti
yeh hudhakchullu h0ta kya hai
Ha tum ek anoki cheej ho..ek aam insaan tumhre tarah kabi baat nhi kar sakta 
Acha kya koi samajdar ladka mil gaya tumhe ya phir talash abi b jari hai ??
Acha kya koi samajdar ladka mil gaya tumhe ya phir talash abi b jari hai ??
